I need a 12 cup coffee maker that isn't a piece of crap?

Sounds like you have had some problems with coffee makers in the past. I am a firm believer in you get what you pay for. I suggest purchasing something a little more costly and getting the extra warranty. Mr. Coffee is a great name brand that produces quality and has been around for year. The Mr Coffee 12 Cup Coffeemaker is perfect. It features Brewing Pause 'n Serve lets you pour a cup of coffee while the coffeemaker is still brewing. The Removable Filter Basket lifts out of Brew Basket for fast and easy filling and cleaning. It has Dual Water Windows show the amount of water in the reservoir for accurate filling. The Stain Resistant Warming Plate is easy to clean and prevents stains. If you don't like this model check out some of the other ones below.